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If god hadn't meant us to drink beer, he wouldn't have given us stomachs.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
I guess in all my years, what I heard more often than anything was: a town of less than 50,000 population cannot support a discount store for very long.
I'm a deeply superficial person.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
I have the simplest of taste. I'm easily satisfied with the best.
When the Paris Exhibition closes electric light will close with it and no more will be heard of it.
I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.
Not choice but habit rules the unreflecting herd.
Let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy, and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore and I have to keep flying.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the universe together.
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