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The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.
Now here, you see, it takes all the running you can do to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that.
Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have always known it depends on whether they're jitterbugging or dancing cheek-to-cheek.
If a picture wasn't going well I'd put a puppy dog in italways a mongrel, you know, never one of the full-bred puppies, Then I'd put a bandage on its foot.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie,' until you can find a rock.
I used to go fishing. Then it dawned on me: I can buy fish.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight train, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening.
As for my autobiography, I can't begin to tell you how dull it would be. My autobiography would consist almost entirely of chapters about me sitting alone in a room looking at a typewriter.