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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Who'd pay to see a drawing of a fairy princess when they can watch Joan Crawford's boobs for the same price at the box office?
So we went to Atari and said, "Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you." And they said, "No." So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, "Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet."
The ordinary "horseless carriage" is at present a luxury for the wealthy; and although its price will probably fall in the future, it will never, of course, come into as common use as the bicycle.
That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced.
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage.
I'm sorry, Mr. Kipling, but you just don't know how to use the English language.