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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
      — Mark Twain

The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.
      — Ayn Rand
 

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
      — Bill Gates
 

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
      — Charles Barkley, retired basketball star
 

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
      — Walt Disney
 

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.
      — Walt Disney
 

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
      — Charles M. Schulz
 

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
      — Charles M. Schulz
 

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
      — Charles M. Schulz
 

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
      — Cary Grant
 

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
      — Samuel McChord Crothers, author, in his book "The Gentle Reader," published in 1903
 

You miss 100 per cent of the shots you never take.
      — Wayne Gretzky
 

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
      — Phyllis Diller
 

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
      — Dale Carnegie
 

I guess in all my years, what I heard more often than anything was: a town of less than 50,000 population cannot support a discount store for very long.
      — Sam Walton, founder of Wal-Mart
 

More progress results from the violent execution of an imperfect plan than the perfection of a plan to violently execute.
      — Hubert Humphrey
 

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
      — Winston Churchill
 

Not choice but habit rules the unreflecting herd.
      — William Wordsworth
 

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