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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
You miss 100 per cent of the shots you never take.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
I guess in all my years, what I heard more often than anything was: a town of less than 50,000 population cannot support a discount store for very long.
More progress results from the violent execution of an imperfect plan than the perfection of a plan to violently execute.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
Not choice but habit rules the unreflecting herd.