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Power corrupts, but absolute power is kind of neat.
A person who doesn't lose his wits over certain things has no wits to lose.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired with enthusiasm.
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
There are three kinds of brains. The one understands things unassisted, the other understands things when shown by others, the third understands neither alone nor with the explanations of others.
This is difficult stuff. Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you'll learn in life.
Stay off gobbledygook language. It only fouls people up, Anyone using the words 'activation' or 'implementation' will be shot.
Arithmetic is being able to count up to 20 without taking off your shoes.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.
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