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All progress, all success, springs from thinking.
Hell, there are no rules here we're trying to accomplish something.
I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute, and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good way to catch supervillains. But since this is real life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot idea after all.
We learn geology the morning after the earthquake.
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged.) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a damn fool about it.
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then turned them into a resolution form and backdated them. That was a good feeling.
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