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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
      — Michael Caine, actor

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
      — Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes)

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
      — Dale Carnegie

Any idiot can face a crisis. It's this day-to-day living that wears you out.
      — Anton Chekhov, Russian playwright and short-story writer

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
      — Winston Churchill, British politician and author, regarded as one of the most important leaders in modern British and world history

We are all worms, but I do believe that I'm a glow-worm.
      — Winston Churchill

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
      — Winston Churchill

Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically — for our mutual good.
      — Quentin Crisp, British author

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
      — Samuel McChord Crothers, author, in his book "The Gentle Reader," published in 1903

My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, "How was that drive-by shooting?" You don't care how it WAS, you're lucky to get out alive."
      — Claire Danes in TV's "My So-Called Life"

Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
      — Duffy Daugherty, football coach and sports analyst

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
      — Frank Deford, sports writer (and one of my favorite writers)

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
      — Phyllis Diller

There are too many people walking around thinking they're sacred cows, and they're only half right.
      — Rosie Dimanno, sports journalist

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
      — Walt Disney

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate's loot on Treasure Island.
      — Walt Disney

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