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A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
You cannot paint the Mona Lisa by assigning one dab each to a thousand painters.
Life is like playing the violin in public and learning the instrument as you go along.
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