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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games, computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits.
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
They came to me to supervise the project, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butteroh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Death is my death and danger are my various breads and various butters.
You're worse than paranoid; you're suffering from the delusion that people out there actually like you.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Anyone can become angry, that's easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right waythat's not easy.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'
You couldn't possibly find anyone who is less affected by a word processor than I am. I am very sorry for writers who don't get it right the first time, but I do.
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